First--yes there is a hell. And the 144,000 is just a load of class A BS.
And now at least you all know what your job will be..
As far as the rest of the world. They are going to be doing paperwork--of coarse those doing paperwork in hell will constantly be annoyed with those nasty little papercuts. (ahh, I just love the vision of it: cubicles with no a/c and a papercut every 10 sec)
Lucifer
Edited by - the devil on 18 August 2002 13:2:6
Heaven vs. Hell
In Heaven:
the cooks are French,
the policemen are English,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian
and the bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
the cooks are English,
the policemen are German,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss
and the bankers are Italian.
Well I found it amusing.
Lucifer
(Disclaimer: Of coarse no offense was meant to any nationality)
Edited by - the devil on 17 August 2002 16:40:23
poll#2.
since the last poll was trolled by some people lets do this one more time.
what is god?
Bleep I have already told you but you did not listen. Thats ok because it means you really do listen to what I want. I want you to keep up the good trolling.
For a more exciting poll on Bleep's afterlife you may choose here.
Lucifer
gave me a chuckle.
heh.
asbestos eradicated from town: fires up 632 million %.
Naeblis my son, I am pleased. You are now worthy to have your favorite title become official.
I dub thee "Father Naeblis" and now you may go out and start your own harem of 27 virgins and 1 pig farmer. Go and may my blessings be with you.
Lucifer
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well i had a great holiday and now i'm back to raise a little hades (hee hee--a private joke).
i can't tell you all where i went but all i can say is that the weather is very warm and you should see the suntan i got.. just checking back in to see what i corruption i might have missed and how much i should start.. lucifer
Well, well, well----Michael I am impressed. You have some guts to stand up to the Lord of the Underworld and call him lame. I think I might just have a position for you.
As far as the whole "Jehovah God" bit well I didn't think he was all that funny. After all god is not allowed to joke. I think if you look real hard you might even find that quote from him. Anyway, where has he been? He hasn't shown his face here in months. (And I even noticed that he didn't bother to answer any of your questions)
Besides, that is why all my good material hasn't been shown to you. It is because I am soo busy not tomention that you humans just wouldn't appreciate my sense of humor. I mean look at all the action I have going on right now. My job is very demanding as it is. But I could use someone like you to help out. What do you say.
Lucifer
since bleep has posted his poll reguarding god i decided to post a poll on what afterlife torture bleep should recieve from yours truly.. here are your choices:.
a. fire pit.
b. frozen tombs.
You are obviously a little confused there Mr. D. You ain't got no afterlife. LOL / You Know
Only my close spirit friends are allowed to call me Mr. D. You have many more hour of community service to put in before you have "that" priveledge. And of coarse I don't have an afterlife...I am eternal.
Are you taking applications?
As a matter of fact I am---but you have to enjoy wearing little leather, much skin and carrying around a whip.
Lucifer
since bleep has posted his poll reguarding god i decided to post a poll on what afterlife torture bleep should recieve from yours truly.. here are your choices:.
a. fire pit.
b. frozen tombs.
Since Bleep has posted his poll reguarding god I decided to post a poll on what afterlife torture Bleep should recieve from yours truly.
Here are your choices:
A. Fire pit
B. Frozen tombs
C. Chased around by horny ostritches
D. Chased around by horny ex-presidents
E. Chased around by horny fredhall and comforter
F. All of the above
G. None of the above (aka-post your own)
Get your vote in now before its too late
Lucifer
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well i had a great holiday and now i'm back to raise a little hades (hee hee--a private joke).
i can't tell you all where i went but all i can say is that the weather is very warm and you should see the suntan i got.. just checking back in to see what i corruption i might have missed and how much i should start.. lucifer
I guess this means that it was boring. I know you all don't have any fun when I'm not around but of coarse that means I am backed up and must get busy. Perhaps I'll even pay you a visit.
Lucifer
i just read this in my "moe/syn thread"... .
simon wrote: most disturbing has been a few accounts, all registered within a short space of time, that have been used several times to reply to each other and purport to be from people unfamiliar with the original poster, not know them and their family etc.
i am guilty of registering with more than one account.
I'm not even sure who I am anymore. I'm thinking of creating a "Satan the devil" profile so I can have arguments with myself. That sounds fun.
Hey wait a minute...I always knew you were jealous of me. Too bad there is the one and only Devil, me, Beelzebub, Dark Lord---or whatever you want to call me.
Lucifer (this is my preferred name though)
think fast
thank you wts, that will be another $50,000 in damages.
a total of 5520 hours.
Oh Jesus, there are so many other ways to get the DeLorean that are easier. Granted most of them aren't as much fun.
To answer the question--of coarse I would rip them off, then again I am THE DEVIL.
Lucifer
